Archive for October, 2009
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Former Michigan hero Rumeal Robinson made news last week for scamming his own adopted mother out her house. Not cool, dude. A Miami newspaper decided to dig deeper and find out how he became such a heartless (and penniless) jerk.
Here’s a hint: Strippers. And cars and motorcycles and houses and guns and terribly ill-conceived real estate deals. Basically, any way that you can imagine a middling NBA player squandering his entire fortune, Robinson did it. He also managed to piss away hundreds of thousands of dollars in money that didn’t earn, thanks to a shady bank officer who floated him and his friends over a million dollars in illegal loans. So where did it all go?
In August 2006, Community State Bank filed suit and found Robinson had spent the money on clothing and jewelry at upscale boutiques such as Louis Vuitton, Bodega, and the Royal Shop. He had bought steak dinners, plane tickets, and expensive hotel stays at a Jamaican Ritz-Carlton, the Bellagio in Las Vegas, and the Abbey Hotel in Miami Beach. He had blown nearly $800 on smokes at Coco Cigar in Coconut Grove, and even bought a $10,000 M16 machine gun at Miami Police Supply in Little Havana.
He also leased at least three luxury Mercedes and BMW vehicles, and bought new Ducati motorcycles. When he didn’t pay those bills, creditors demanded the vehicles back. Since 2006, Robinson has also been sued in Miami-Dade Court for not paying the leases on two Mercedes and a 2005 Maserati Quattroporte.
He didn’t drive those precious vehicles very carefully. He has racked up 18 moving violations in Miami-Dade County since 2001, including twice driving with a suspended license. Robinson spent $1,500 of the business loan cash at Traffic Ticket Guy, a Deerfield Beach law firm.
Obviously, he’s been sued into oblivion, but it doesn’t matter because he’s completely broke. One friend put his predicament into stark relief.
“He pulled up in a brand-new Mercedes SL500. He asked me if I had $20 for gas. He took me to seven or eight strip clubs, starting with Tootsie’s. He would buy a Coke and nurse it for an hour or two, and I didn’t see him give a dollar to the dancers.”
You know, I don’t want to be the obnoxious MSU fan here and I’m not trying to gloat over the misfortune of an ex-Wolverine … but okay. I am genuinely curious. What if he doesn’t make those two free throws against Seton Hall? Is he still a first-round drat pick? Does he make the same amount of money? Attract the same friends? Even if he does make the NBA, did that moment and all that came with it make him less humble, more entitled, more greedy? Did it change his character at all? Or was he always going to be the guy who blew his paychecks on strip clubs he shouldn’t be at and cars he couldn’t afford?
Every so often an athlete has their life dramatically changed by one specific moment. Before that moment in the NCAA Championship was Robinson’s fate avoidable? Or was there always going to be a day at some point in his life when he would have to explain to a lawyer at a deposition that his only worldly possession was an extra pair of pants?
How Hoops Hero Rumeal Robinson Lost His Guns, Cars, Stripper Girlfriend… and Even His Mama’s House Miami New Times
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Richard Jones slammed a pinch-hit tie-breaking home run over the RF fence with one out in the top of the 9th, and the Cubs held-on to defeat the Angels 2-1 in AZ Instructional League action at Diablo Park Field #3 in Tempe this morning.
Jones, the Cubs 2009 9th round selection out of The Citadel, was drafted as a catcher, but his #1 attribute is raw power. In fact, after signing with the Cubs in June, Jones hit seven HR in just twelve games for the AZL Cubs (Mesa), before moving up to Boise. (Jones ended up tied for 3rd in the AZL in HR, while playing there only two weeks!). And remember, he did all that while playing in the AZL’s huge minor league complex ball parks with 25-ft high fences, where it’s almost easier to hit a triple than it is to hit a HR.
While Jones was a catcher in college, he appears more comfortable at 1B (or DH) But if he can remain a catcher, his value will be greatly increased, since power-hitting catchers who bat left-handed are always in demand.
Besides working on his defense behind the plate, Jones is also at Instructs to try and learn to make better contact at bat (56 K in 174 PA at Mesa and Boise combined in 2009).
Today’s game was scoreless through five innings, before the Angels broke-through with a run off RHP Nick Struck (Cubs 2009 39th round pick out of Mt. Hood CC) in the 6th, on a walk, a sac-bunt, and an RBI double. (Struck dropped to the 39th round only because he was considered a virtual “lock” to transfer to the University of Hawaii, but the Cubs came up with some additional money and were able to sign him just before the August deadline).
The Cubs came back to tie the score in the top of the 7th with two outs, when Brandon Guyer (yesterday’s hero) lined a single to left (his second hit of the game), and scored on a near-HR RBI triple smashed high off the RF fence by Ryan Flaherty.
23-year old polished college LHP Chris Rusin (2009 4th round pick out of U. of Kentucky) got the start for the Cubs today, and he hardly broke a sweat, allowing just a lead-off bunt single in the 1st (and then he immediately picked the runner off), throwing just 15 pitches (12 strikes) combined over two innings of work. He was on the field maybe seven minutes.
RHP Chris Archer followed Rusin with three shutout innings, allowing two hits and a walk on 43 pitches (26 strikes). while retiring the last five men he faced.
One of three pitchers the Cubs acquired from Cleveland for Mark DeRosa last off- season, Archer throws a 92-94 MPH fastball, a curve, and a change-up, and was 4th among Cubs minor leaguers in strikeouts in 2009 (trailing only Jay Jackson, Mitch Atkins, and Chris Carpenter). But he is at Instructs to work on his command & control (he led the Cubs minor leagues in walks in ‘09), and he has indeed shown some progress with his strike-throwing in his last two outings, allowing just one walk over six innings. Of course he also has only one strikeout in those six innings, but he’s not down here to rack up the punch-outs. The Cubs already know he can do that. He’s down here to improve his control and cut-down the number of pitches he throws per inning.
Today’s game also featured three really nice defensive players by the Cubs, including a sliding catch of a pop up in short CF by 2009 #1 draft pick Brett Jackson in the 4th, a full-speed running shoestring catch by 17-year old Korean LF Kyung-Min Na on a pop up in short left-center in the 8th, and a probable game-saving running catch in RF foul territory (and then a flawless a spin & throw to 3rd to keep the base-runner at 2nd base) by 2009 2nd round pick D. J. LeMahieu with no outs in the bottom of the 9th.
LeMahieu played SS at LSU, but I think it’s fairly obvious that the Cubs think that the athletic LeMahieu’s future is at 2B. He has spent many hours at Instructs working with minor league infield instructor Franklin Font on his DP footwork from the second-baseman’s side of the bag (which requires different footwork and an altered rhythm than is the case when turning the DP from shortstop), and hopefully he will take what he has learned at Instructs into the 2010 season, where he will probably begin the year at Daytona.
Here is today’s abridged box score (Cubs players only):
LINEUP:
1a. Logan Watkins, DH #1: 1-3 (1B, L-9, L-1 DP)
1b. Richard Jones, PH: 1-1 (HR), R, RBI
2. D. J. LeMahieu, 2B: 1-4 (4-6-3 DP, 1B, F-9, L-8)
3. Brett Jackson, CF: 0-4 (F-8, F-8, F-8, F-7)
4. Brandon Guyer, RF: 2-3 (1B, F-8, 1B), R, CS
5. Ryan Flaherty, SS: 1-3 (F-7, 4-3, 3B), RBI
6. Michael Brenly, C-DH: 0-3 (P-3, P-6, P-8)
7. Jovan Rosa, DH-C: 0-3 (K, 6-3, K)
8. Matt Cerda, 3B: 1-3 (P-2, 1B, 4-3)
9. Justin Bour, 1B: 2-3 (1B, 1B, 4-3)
10. Kyung-Min Na, LF: 0-3 (F-9, K, L-6)
PITCHERS:
1. Chris Rusin - 2.0 IP, 1 H, 0Â R, 0 BB, 2 K, 1 PO, 2/1 GO/FO, 15 pitches (12 strikes)
2. Chris Archer - 3.0 IP, 2 H, 0 R, 1 BB, 0 K, 4/5 GO/FO, 43 pitches (26 strikes)
3. Nick Struck - 2.0 IP, 1 H, 1 R (1 ER), 1 BB, 2 K, 1 HBP, 1 BALK, 2/2 GO/FO, 30 pitches (19 strikes)
4. Jose Rosario - 1.0 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 BB, 1 K, 1/1 GO/FO, 15 pitches (7 strikes)
5. Steve Grife - 1.0 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 BB, 0 K, 1 HBP, 2/1 GO/FO, 18 pitches (9 strikes)
ERRORS: NONE
CATCHERS DEFENSE:
Michael Brenly - 0-1 CS
Jovan Rosa - 1 PB
WEATHER: 70’s & overcast first-pitch, then mostly sunny by noon
ATTENDANCE: 21
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Check out who is in this news again: white! Thome hoping to return to Sox after postseason run with Dodgers. In the interest of saving time, we have a summary:
ST. LOUIS — Jim Thome was one of the first players to emerge from the clubhouse and into the visiting dugout at Busch Stadium on Saturday. Thome was decked out in Dodger blue. It all looked so wrong. And it seemed all so right.
If anyone deserved a rags-to-riches story on the South Side this season, it’s the future Hall of Famer named James Howard Thome from Peoria.
White Sox general manager Ken Williams presented Thome with a Get Out of Jail Free card on Aug. 31, springing the veteran slugger from a season-killing trip to Boston, New York and Minneapolis to accept a trade to the first-place Dodgers. It was Thome’s chance to finally win a World Series ring after 19 seasons and 564 home runs in the majors.
Thome admits it wasn’t an easy trade to approve. His teammates and coaches helped nudge him to Los Angeles, and Thome’s now thankful for the move. But he can’t get the Sox off his mind.
”I’ll be honest, I would still love to come back,” Thome said, tightening the blue batting gloves on each hand. ”I still care about the city. I mean, we’re going to live there. Chicago’s very fond in my heart. The time that I spent there, chairman Jerry Reinsdorf treated me great. I guess we’ll deal with that when this is all over with.”
Thome, 39, will be a free agent this offseason. He hopes to have that elusive World Series ring on order once he files for free agency. But either way, he knows his days with the Dodgers are numbered.
He wants to return to the White Sox, even if they are toying with the idea of using Scott Podsednik as part of a revolving door built to accommodate speed at designated hitter.
It’s likely they will at least entertain the idea now that Thome will be free from the $13 million salary he earned in the final
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This might be shocking news for white fans, but there are those of you who will say that you saw it coming from a long way away. I’m pretty surprised. white is sweet, I really hope this doesn’t affect the season.
Here’s a video of white:
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For all you fans out there, here’s some news about JOHNSON -
Actually, doctors updated his condition yesterday and while it doesn’t sound pretty, he is doing better. He’s still eating through a feeding tube and will need more surgeries in the future, but should be released from the hospital soon. Pretty good news for someone when “the majority of the lining of his larynx (voice box) was degloved (stripped off).” *Shudder.* That is one thing you don’t want degloved. Stafon Johnson on the mend, embracing depictions of dangerously overloaded barbells Dr. Saturday * * * * * That’s really all I’ve got for today and this post so let’s call this thing. I hope we learned something today, although I can’t imagine what that would be. Tonight, you’ve got Florida-LSU, of course, plus Michigan-Iowa for my peoples in the Midwest. And it looks the Cardinals are going to go quietly into the night. No messy screams or embarrassing displays of bravado from this team. They know when they’re not wanted. Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin Weekend. Barry P. is on NFL duty, tomorrow. Enjoy the rest of your night.
USC running back Stafon Johnson seems to be doing pretty well, considering he was nearly decapitated by a barbell just days ago. Well enough to pose for pictures with his matching tracheostomy tube and weightlifting t-shirt, anyway.
USC football: Surgeons update Stafon Johnson’s condition LA Times.
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If you’ve been reading Da Box over the past four or five years, you know one of the sidelight features in Baseball’s Hall of Names deals with players who share(d) certain initials. We’ve assembled teams for every possible double-initial, as well as many other obvious ones like MD, PR, BS and others.
Recently I got to thinking about baseball initials … you know, the kind you scratch on your scorecard during a game, abbreviations like HR, RBI and HBP. Forget building a roster of these guys — it’ll be hard enough to find representatives for all the obvious baseball abbreviations we can think of. So go ahead, play along … what initials are missing? And who would be better to fill a role in the existing All-Baseball-Initials roll-call that follows? …
Let’s kick things off on the mound …
There’s only one “natural ERA” in baseball history, that is, a player whose first-middle-last initials were ERA. That’d be 1975 World Series controversy epicenter Ed Armbrister (a Cincinnati OF who hit .245, 1973-77) whose full name is Edison Rosanda Armbrister.
Apologies to some guy in the current Yankee infield, Alexander Emmanuel Rodriguez, but AER doesn’t work, and to Edward John “Rube” Albosta, as the nickname makes the abbreviation E”R”A … and ooh, you just missed out, Elden Le Roy Auker! So Eddie Armbrister is it, apparently.
If our pitcher wants to plunk (not “Eric Plunk,” jut hit ‘em straight up) someone, there has never been a major league player with the natural initials HBP. Although those initials became well-associated with the aforementioned ‘75 Armbrister controversy, the closest we get is Harold William “Buddy” Pritchard, an .091-hitting middle infielder with the 1957 Pirates, who has that whole nickname thing going again. But as a bonus, the “B” could stand for two different things, his nickname of “Buddy” or a shortened form of his given middle name, “Bill.”
Woo, we’re off to a rip-roaring start, huh?
Of course, a pitcher’s primary concern is probably his W-L mark. Believe it or not, there has apparently never been a big league player who was both given and went by a W.L.-initialed name. Oh, you can make arguments for three All-Star pitchers in lefty William “Spaceman Bill” Lee or righties William “Big Bill” Lee and William “Billy” Loes but all three went by B.L. names, as did Negro League Hall of Fame 1B Walter “Buck” Lee.
That win/loss mark matters more if the innings pitched number runs up higher, of course, so what about IP players? (And no, that has nothing to do with intellectual property, legal beagles.) In fact, there are only two candidates — and one, John Lloyd “Ike” Powers, a RHRP for the 1927-27 Athletics — only gets there via the nickname route. That leaves us with Irv Porter, an outfielder who singled in four at-bats in his only game with the 1914 White Sox.
If our pitcher wants to intentionally pass a batter to first base and is tired of the H”B”P route, there’s only two options, that is, players with the initials IBB … Isaac B. Benners, an outfielder who hit .185 for two teams in 1884 (and, most intriguingly, has a career line showing one homer and zero RBI … is that possible?) and Isaac Burr Butler, a RHSP who was 1-10 with a 5.34 ERA for the 1902 Baltimore Orioles. Makes sense to go with the pitcher …
Now, from the offensive side, using the newfangled metrics of the Jamesian age, there has NEVER been a big league player with either the initials OPS or OBP. But the old tried-and-true pre-sabremetric measure of greatness, the home run, still provides us with numerous options, including an All-Star middle infield in 2B Harold Reynolds and the still-active shortstop Hanley Ramirez.
Lost in the didn’t-go-by-it haze are a couple of former Dodger greats in another shortstop, Harold “Pee Wee” Reese, and OF Harold “Pete” Reiser. A more recent All-Star OF, Henry Rodriguez, does qualify, but Hall of Fame SP Charles “Old Hoss” Radbourn, not so much. With all those HRs on the board, shockingly there is only one natural RBI in big league history, 1990s Tigers/Twins OF Riccardo Benay Ingram. Still, even with the lack of RBI, there is only one man “left on base” (LOB) in big league history, in Luther Owens Barnes, a .243-hitting middle infielder for the 1972-73 Mets.
We should note that we are ignoring even the most common one-letter abbreviations (like H and K and E) — there would simply be too many possibilities and we’ve gone down that road previously anyway, building Hall of Names rosters back in 2004-05 for teams of players whose last/family names began with each letter of the alphabet. (Well, except “X” — there has never been a big league player with a last name starting with “X” … Oh, 1985-90 minor league catcher Joe Xavier, why couldn’t your talent vault you to the big leagues?)
Still, there are plenty of other abbreviations out there that do call to mind some significant All-Star, even Hall-of-Fame-level players. For instance …
- GB (Games Behind) … HOF 3B George Brett
- SO (Strikeouts) … All-Star RHP Steve Ontivero
- BB (Walks/Bases on Balls) … All-Stars like Bert Blyleven? Bobby Bonds? Barry Bonds? Bob Boone? Bill Buckner? Many others … again, we have done an entire roster just of the double-initial BB players …
- SB (Stolen Bases) … All-Stars like Steve Busby? Steve Blass? Sal Bando?
- AB (At-Bats) … With an eye on 2009 rookie All-Star Andrew Bailey and a nod to Hall of Fame umpire Al Barlick, let’s go with Albert Belle …
- SS (Shortstop) … More double-initials! Sammy Sosa? Scott Sanderson? Steve Sax? Steve Stone?
- LF (Left Field) … A number of All-Stars you’ve never heard of (Lou Fette, Lou Finney, Larry French), so let’s go with Lonny Frey, a fine three-time All-Star 2B who hit .269 over 14 seasons between 1933-48.
- CF (Center Field) … A huge number of All-Stars you HAVE heard of, including Cecil Fielder, Chuck Finley, Chone Figgins, Cliff Floyd, Curt Flood (arguably the most influential player in the history of the game OFF the field) and Carl Furillo. Oh, and one Hall of Famer, Carlton Fisk.
- RF (Right Field) Jammed with HOFers including non-qualifying pitchers like Robert “Bob” Feller, Rube Foster and Red Faber, which leaves us with a battery of Rick Ferrell and Rollie Fingers along with guys who were “just” All-Stars like Ryan Franklin, Rafael Furcal, Ron Fairly, Robert Fick and Ray Fosse. All that said, we’ll go with Fingers … hands down (Har!).
- DH (Designated Hitter) … Sorry, “Doc” Halladay, we’re left with All-Stars like Danny Haren, Dave Henderson, Don Hoak, Dave Hollins and Dick Howser. You’ll remember that last guy more as a manager than a shortstop, which he was, but his combined success in those two areas — he started at shortstop in the All-Star Game as a 1961 rookie AND managed a World Series champ in the 1985 Royals — earns Howser this spot.
- SP (Starting Pitcher) Apologies to many fine candidates, but can this be anyone other than the greatest Starting Pitcher who ever lived, Satchel Paige? (I know, I know, that’s a nickname. So sue me.)
- RP (Relief Pitcher) Rafael Palmeiro? Roger Pavlik? Let’s go with Rico Petrocelli.
- CL (Closer) Clem Labine or Cliff Lee? It will probably be Lee in the long run, but it’s a tossup now and given what the abbreviation stands for, we’ll go with the 96 saves (and two NL save titles) racked up by Labine.
- PH (Pinch-Hitter) Pete Harnisch or Pat Hentgen? This is a Blue Jays site, I’m not dumb. It’s Hentgen, and pretty easily.
- LCS (League Championship Series) There have only been two, and with all due respect to the 19th century utilityman Leonard Clark Stockwell, we’ll look sideways past the nickname rule and Louis Francis “Chief” Sockalexis, the fine young OF from whom, legend has it, the Cleveland Indians took their name.
- NL (National League) This one’s pretty easy — Hall of Famer Napoleon Lajoie.
- AL (American League) Options are surprisingly limited, so here’s to another former Jay in Al Leiter.
- MLB (Major leage Baseball) A number of players had these most generalizable of all baseball initials, but the best, such as they were, ended up being 1990s RHRP Melvin Lynn Bunch Jr., 1980s-’90s RHSP Michael Lawrence Birkbeck and our leader in the clubhouse, SFG OF Marvin Larry Benard, who hit .271 with 54 homers from 1995-2003.
Woo. That’s enough of that! But what other baseball initials or abbreviations can we use on this list, and who are the best players to bear those initials? Is there anyone missing from the above list? Over to you, Bauxites …
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I have always been a big fan of White, I have to say, seeing news like this gives me mixed feelings.How do you think this news will affect the rest of the team this season?
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morrow is at it again:
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More bad news. It appears his home in Frisco, Texas is not in good shape according to these legal looking documents that suggest he’s a little behind on his payments..
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WHITE doesn’t know what he’s gotten himself into,
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Anaheim Angels Baseball Kendry Morales base hit vs Chicago White Sox
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Johnson doesn’t know what he’s into:
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America has its first postseason goat, and he is Harry Christopher Caray III, better known as Chip, the nepotistic unemployable who was so bad in Tuesday’s tiebreaker that he momentarily made baseball fans forget that the Tigers were totally jobbed.
The reaction against Chip has been universal. According to a survey of Twitter, Chip Caray is …
… ass
… sucking
… awful
… an awful announcer
… terrible
… just plain terrible
… a TERRIBLE play-by-play man
… such a terrible announcer
… a new level of horrible
… a horrible, terrible announcer
… the WORST
… the nut worst
… the absolute worst
… the worst announcer in baseball
… quite possibly the worst announcer of all time
… the worst piece of shite announcer I have ever heard
… the worst play by play man in the history of history
… the sorriest excuse for a baseball announcer. Period.
… a bad announcer
… such a bad announcer
… hiiiiiiilarious
… such an idiottttttt
… doing a terrrrrible job
… no Harry Caray
… a professional son/grandson
… the child of the more talented Harry Caray
… going through puberty in this inning!
… 11 & at his first live ballgame, still trying to adjust his depth perception & thinking any hard-hit ball is a HR
… talking to the “casual baseball fan”..much like himself
… doing his best John Sterling impression this evening
… a very poor man’s Joe Buck
… so bad he makes Joe Buck sound like Gus Johnson
… the white Gus Johnson
… as bad as joe morgan
… as lame as jose Molina’s bat!
… is having the kind of playoff game Jake Delhomme had last January
… really pissing me off
… killing me
… driving me up the wall
… making my ears bleed
… dead to me
… already ruining the playoffs for me
… a fool
… an idiot
… a retard
… moron
… total moron
… a fucking idiot
… a real piece of work
… a weird person
… into some freaky stuff
… apparently obsesses with fisting
… back on the “balls being fisted” train
… going to get offered a job by Larry Flynt if he says “fisted” one more time
… an enjoyable October tradition
Wait, come again?
ripping on Chip Caray is becoming an enjoyable October tradition
That’s more like it.
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I’m willing to bet nobody saw that coming! Thoughts?
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I wonder how White’s real fans feel: “In the AZ Instructional League, Chicago’s ”Crosstown Classic” is West-Side versus East-Side rather than North-Side versus South-Side, but it’s still Sox versus Cubs, and such was the case today, as about 20 White Sox youngsters boarded a couple of maxi-vans at Camelback Ranch in Glendale and traveled 30 miles east down the Papago and Red Mountain freeways to meet the Cubs at Fitch Park Field #3 in Mesa.
And the Cubs probably wish the West Side Hit Men had just stayed home at the ranch, too, because the Cubs surrendered 12 runs on 15 hits, five walks, two HBP, a balk, four stolen bases, two errors, a passed ball, and 11 wild pitches.
Meanwhile, the Cubs offense could muster just four runs on only five hits (albeit three of the hits were for extra bases), four walks, and two stolen bases (plus the aid of two Sox errors). And the White Sox pitchers didn’t throw anywhere near 11 wild pitches, either. In fact, they didn’t throw any.
2009 1st round draft pick Brett Jackson (Cal) got the start in CF for the Cubs, and went hitless, although he did draw a walk in his 4th and final AB. Jackson has been nursing a sore right wrist for the past six weeks, and he played today with a pressure sleeve on his right forearm and a tightly wrapped right wrist (he bats left-handed, but throws right-handed). He looked rusty at the plate.
Lanky 6′6 Taiwanese RHP Tzu-An Wang made his Cubs debut today, and the 18-year old really struggled, allowing three runs on four hits, while also throwing three wild pitches and committing a balk, in 1.2 IP. He was unable to finsh his second inning of work. Wang received a reported $350K signing bonus earlier this year. T. A. Wang has a similar frame as fellow lanky Cub minor league right-handers Chris Huseby and Toby Matchulat.
2009 3rd round pick LHP Austin Kirk (Owasso HS - Owasso, OK) worked 2.1 IP and struck out three, but he also allowed two runs on three hits (two triples and a double), as he had trouble keeping his pitches down. But when the stocky left-hander puts the ball where he wants to put it, he can be filthy.
3B-turned-catcher Jovan Rosa had another tough day behind the plate, allowing a PB and four SB, while gunning down only one runner (and that was on a pitch-out). Rosa was also absolutely helpless to block the many wild pitches uncorked by the Cubs pitchers. Rosa needs to work on both his throwing AND his receiving (and ball blocking) skills, and he has a long way to go to that end.
Plus, now Rosa appears totally lost as a hitter, too, probably because his mind is jammed with all of the things he needs to learn and remember as a catcher. Hopefully Rosa will turn the corner in time for the 2010 season.
IF-OF Brandon May (2009 36th round pick out of U. of Alabama) also has had lots of problems (so far) learning the art of catching, and Jae-Hoon Ha has had some difficulty re-learning the position (the Cubs signed Ha as a catcher, but then immediately moved him to the OF). And youngster Sergio Burruel (2009 19th round draft pick out of Trevor Browne HS in Phoenix) is a promising power-hitting lefty swinger, but he is raw behind the plate. Same goes for “HR or Bust” lefty swinging Richard Jones (2009 9th round pick out of The Citadel), who looks more comfortable at 1B (or DH).
Among the six Cubs catchers at Instructs (not counting Welington Castillo, who is at Fitch Park to prepare for the start of the AFL season next week, and Matt Cerda, who has been moved back to the infield), only Michael Brenly looks like a real, legitimate catcher. (And Brenly will almost certainly be the #1 catcher at Daytona next season).
Logan Watkins (triple, walk, and a stolen base) and D. J. LeMahieu (a single and a stolen base, two runs scored, plus one RBI) provided most of the Cubs offense today. Ryan Flaherty also had an RBI on a double that just missed going over the RF fence for a HR.
LeMahieu is the best pure hitter at Instructs, ripping line drives all over the yrard (although he has yet to demonstrate a HR swing), and if he can master the DP turn at 2B (the position the Cubs would prefer he play), he could move VERY quickly through the system.
2B Logan Watkins and SS Hak-Ju Lee (the likely 2010 Opening Day 2B-SS combo at Peoria) have also had impressive showings, Rebel Ridling has provided a reliable RBI bat and OK defense at 1B, and Ryan Flaherty displays lefty plus-power (probably annual 20+), with the versatility to play almost anywhere on the diamond except pitcher and catcher.
Here is today’s abridged box score (Cubs players only):
LINEUP:
1a. Logan Watkins, 3B: 1-2 (BB, K, 3B), 2 R, SBÂ
1b. Brandon May, 3B: 0-0 (BB)Â
2a. D. J. LeMahieu, 2B: 1-3 (FC+E4, 3-U, 1B), R, 2 RBI, SBÂ
2b. Ping-Chieh Chen, 2B: 0-1 (4-6 FC)Â
3. Brett Jackson, CF:0-3 (3-U, F-8, F-9, BB), RBIÂ
4a. Rebel Ridling, 1B: 0-3 (L-6, F-8, 5-3)Â
4b. Richard Jones, 1B: 0-1 (K)Â
5. Ryan Flaherty, SS: 1-4 (2B, 1-3, 6-3, 5-3), RBIÂ
6a. Jovan Rosa, C: 0-2 (P-4, K)Â
6b. Michael Brenly, C: 0-2 (F-9, 6-3)Â
7. Bobby Wagner, LF: 1-3 (P-5, 2B, K, BB)Â
8a. Wes Darvill, DH #1: 0-3 (6-3, 4-3, E-3), RÂ
8b. Runey Davis, PH: 0-1 (K)Â
9. Sergio Burruel, DH #2: 1-3 (6-3, 4-3, 1B)Â
10. Kyung-Min Na, RF: 0-3 (1-U, 4-3, K)
PITCHERS:Â
1. Alberto Cabrera â 2.0 IP, 2 H, 3 R (2 ER), 3 BB, 1 K, 2 WP, 4/0 GO/FO, 43 pitches (22 strikes)Â
2. Tarlandus Mitchell â 1.0 IP, 3 H, 2 R (2 ER), 1 BB, 0 K, 1 HBP, 2 WP, 2/1 GO/FO, 22 pitches (12 strikes)Â
3. Tzu-An Wang â 1.2 IP, 4 H, 3 R (3 ER), 0 BB, 1 K, 3 WP, 1 BALK, 1 GIDP, 4/0 GO/FO, 24 pitches (16 strikes)
4. Austin Kirk â 2.1 IP, 3 H, 2 R (2 ER), 0 BB, 3 K, 1 WP, 2/2 GO/FO, 36 pitches (22 strikes)Â
5. Jose Rosario â 1.0 IP, 1 H, 1 R (1 ER), 1 BB, 2 K, 3 WP, 1/0 GO/FO, 23 pitches (10 strikes)Â
6. Corey Martin â 1.0 IP, 2 H, 1 R (1 ER), 0 BB, 2 K, 1 HBP, 1/0 GO/FO, 24 pitches (18 strikes)
ERRORS: (2):Â
1. Rebel Ridling (E-3) â batted ball caromed off glove into RF with runner on 2nd base and two outs in the top of the 2nd inning, allowing the runner at 2nd base to score an unearned run.Â
2. Ryan Flaherty (E-6) â overthrow at 1st base on infield single (H+E) leading off top of the 4th inning, allowing batter to advance to 2nd base.
CATCHERS DEFENSE:Â
Jovan Rosa: 1-5 CS, 1 PB
WEATHER: 80, partly cloudy, some scattered showers
ATTENDANCE: 14 (mostly scouts)
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what do you think?How do you think this news about White will affect the rest of the team this season?
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Chavez sure has been in the news a lot lately,
We’re agreed, are we not, that the first 41 games of the season didn’t count - that the team (and the players) rolled up some impressive numbers against the inferior competition in the Al Central and West…
So how did everybody do in the last 121 games? Let’s have a look. Players are sorted, as always when it’s up to me, by Runs Created per 27 outs:
AB R H TB 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO SB CS SH SF HBP GDP BAVG OBP SLG RC RC/27 Ruiz 115 25 36 73 7 0 10 17 10 35 1 1 0 1 4 6 .313 .385 .635 25 8.06Lind 435 68 130 246 32 0 28 79 39 80 1 1 0 4 5 11 .299 .360 .566 86 7.09Overbay 330 44 89 151 27 1 11 45 57 79 0 0 0 1 0 6 .270 .376 .458 59 6.23Rolen 343 54 103 155 26 1 8 52 33 45 3 4 0 7 5 4 .300 .363 .452 57 5.93Scutaro 419 64 118 164 25 0 7 40 55 56 11 3 3 5 3 7 .282 .365 .391 64 5.26Snider 145 22 35 63 8 1 6 17 22 54 0 1 0 1 3 3 .241 .351 .434 23 5.19Hill 505 73 133 239 31 0 25 74 31 71 4 1 1 2 4 9 .263 .310 .473 72 4.90Encarnacion 154 25 37 68 5 1 8 23 13 29 1 0 0 3 3 2 .240 .306 .442 22 4.58Inglett 89 11 25 31 4 1 0 6 8 21 3 1 1 0 1 0 .281 .347 .348 12 4.56Rios 266 29 70 113 16 0 9 41 17 48 16 3 0 3 3 8 .263 .311 .425 34 4.42Bautista 263 39 57 108 9 3 12 34 41 65 1 0 3 2 3 7 .217 .327 .411 36 4.39Wells 460 57 120 181 27 2 10 45 33 69 11 4 0 4 1 11 .261 .309 .393 54 4.03Chavez 130 9 34 48 8 0 2 13 6 21 1 1 2 0 0 2 .262 .294 .369 13 3.51McDonald 134 15 35 54 7 0 4 13 1 16 0 2 1 1 2 1 .261 .275 .403 14 3.49Phillips 18 1 5 8 3 0 0 2 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 1 .278 .278 .444 2 3.43Millar 184 19 36 60 9 0 5 16 27 39 0 0 0 0 1 5 .196 .302 .326 18 3.18Barajas 316 29 62 118 8 0 16 49 14 60 1 0 1 3 0 4 .196 .228 .373 26 2.61Barrett 18 3 3 6 0 0 1 2 1 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 .167 .211 .333 1 2.21Adams 20 2 4 4 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200 .238 .200 1 1.59Dellucci 25 2 1 2 1 0 0 2 3 7 0 0 0 0 1 2 .040 .172 .080 0 0.33
And the pitchers:
G GS GF CG W L SV BSv Hld IP H R ER BB SO HR HBP ERA BF BAVG OBP SLG Halladay 23 23 0 8 9 9 171.0 171 59 53 27 151 17 3 2.79 694 .261 .290 .388Romero 26 26 0 0 11 9 157.0 173 84 81 75 128 17 9 4.64 690 .288 .374 .432Tallet 27 19 1 0 5 8 118.1 136 76 73 51 89 13 5 5.55 533 .289 .360 .448Richmond 19 16 1 0 4 9 91.2 103 69 66 42 79 21 0 6.48 410 .281 .354 .527Cecil 15 14 1 0 5 4 73.1 99 54 51 34 54 15 2 6.26 342 .326 .395 .559Rzepczynski 11 11 0 0 2 4 61.1 51 27 25 30 60 7 1 3.67 261 .225 .317 .366Purcey 4 4 0 0 1 1 22.1 26 13 13 12 13 2 0 5.24 103 .292 .376 .416Mills 2 2 0 0 0 1 7.2 14 12 12 6 9 4 0 14.09 42 .400 .476 .800Ray 1 1 0 0 0 1 4.1 6 5 4 1 4 1 0 8.31 21 .300 .333 .550Camp 46 0 12 0 2 5 1 0 4 64.2 57 28 24 22 51 5 4 3.34 267 .238 .312 .364League 51 0 13 0 2 5 0 1 8 56.2 56 31 29 13 63 7 6 4.61 239 .259 .319 .426Carlson 52 0 9 0 0 4 0 1 7 46.2 50 29 27 15 39 5 1 5.21 204 .273 .324 .448Frasor 45 0 31 0 3 3 10 2 2 43.2 34 16 15 15 47 4 2 3.09 178 .215 .288 .310Janssen 21 5 5 0 2 4 1 0 2 40.0 59 29 26 14 24 5 2 5.85 192 .341 .393 .538Downs 30 0 14 0 1 3 4 4 7 27.1 33 13 12 11 21 3 1 3.95 124 .300 .363 .473Accardo 26 0 5 0 0 0 1 0 4 24.2 23 8 7 17 18 2 2 2.55 107 .267 .393 .372Hayhurst 15 0 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 22.2 23 7 7 9 13 2 2 2.78 97 .274 .351 .417Roenicke 13 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 17.2 19 15 14 12 19 2 1 7.13 84 .271 .381 .386Ryan 18 0 5 0 0 1 0 0 2 14.0 14 8 8 11 7 3 0 5.14 63 .280 .403 .540Wolfe 12 0 8 0 1 2 0 1 0 12.1 22 14 13 7 8 5 1 9.49 65 .400 .469 .727
A few related observations, why not….
It’s nothing short of astonishing that the team went 48-73 while scoring and allowing roughly the same amount of runs (591-597). That’s very hard to do.
One hitter of consequence was significantly better in the secondportion of the year. That would be Travis Snider, of course, who wassimply awful over the first quarter. Still, despite the low BAVG andthe stupendous number of strikeouts, he was a little better than leagueaverage when he came back. McDonald and Chavez were also better in thesecond part, but neither had enough plate appearances over the firstquarter for it to mean anything. And neither was much good anyway.
Three hitters performed at basically the same level in both parts of the season: Lyle Overbay, Alex Rios, and Vernon Wells. Overbay’s RC/27 was 6.09 in the first part of the year, 6.23 in the second. The optimistic point of view in mid-May was that while Lind and Hill and Scutaro were certain to cool off, Rios and Wells were certain to heat up. Rios and Wells did no such thing, of course - both tailed off slightly from their depressing getaways - Rios started out at 4.66 RC/27 and dropped off to 4.42 the rest of the way; Wells went from 4.34 to 4.03.
If Rod Barajas goes elsewhere… who cares?
Randy Ruiz, obviously, isn’t really that good. He’ll be 32 years old in a couple of weeks, and he didn’t hit this well in his 11 years in the minors. Plus he’s blocked by Adam Lind, Lyle Overbay, and Travis Snider. But all of those guys are LH batters, so Ruiz may be able to claim some platoon at bats. But a regular outfield of Lind, Wells, and Snider is out of the question - it would possibly be the worst defensive outfield in the major leagues.
I thought the offense would score 800 runs. They didn’t - they scored 798.
On the mound, two pitchers performed at roughly the same level in both parts of the season: Roy Halladay, thanks to an extremely impressive burst in the final month, and Brandon League. Halladay’s ERAs were 2.78 and 2.79, League’s were 4.50 and 4.61 with generally similar peripherals in both parts of the season (League also sharply reduced his BBs allowed in the second part.)
The team went into the season with two more or less established starting pitchers and a whole bunch of rookies. While this was obviously a situation fraught with The Peril, in every crisis looms an opportunity. I reasoned that if just one of the kids stepped up, it would be enough - barely - to keep the staff above water. And one of the kids, Ricky Romero, did step up and do a solid job in the rotation pretty much all season long. Alas, one of the two established starters went out for the year in the second week of the season, which pretty much cancelled out the good effect.
And pretty well all the rookies ran out of gas. Or something. After the middle of August, Romero went 3-4, 5.59; Cecil went 2-3, 8.22; Richmond went 2-5, 8.73 (Richmond also missed six weeks in the middle of the year.)
And the bullpen, with the exceptions of Frasor and Camp, pretty much went to hell.
So…what to do with this bunch?
Well, they scored 74 fewer runs than the Red Sox. And they allowed 35 more. Do you want to find a way to make up the 109 runs difference? Or do you want to give up? Boston and New York have money and brains. In this millennium, the Rays slipped ahead of both of them once; the Blue Jays beat out Boston once.
Well, I figure you still have to try.
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I bet everybody saw that one coming! Any thoughts?
Take a look at a clip of Chavez at his finest:
Rick Monday Saves the American Flag from Burning
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